“The Red Death is fading away. It’s going to fade away.”

“This thing, I call it the Florence Flu because really, we all know it was created in a lab in Italy. Those left-wing town squires are so hesitant to say it, but it did originate there. They brought it over.”

“Kids are virtually immune to The Red Death, I mean, you never hear about kids getting The Red Death. Let them keep blacksmithing.”

“Have we tried leeches? I mean leeches they’ll knock it out in, a minute, less than a minute. …

Michelle Cohn

New York-based writer and pop culture enthusiast. Read her short ramblings (@michcohn) and longer ramblings (michelle-cohn.com)

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